No Takers? Nobody? I'll Keep Them For Myself Then.

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afghan,etsy,pants,quilt,really
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I'm pretty sure there's a reason that those quilts were going to be recycled. Also: Total waste of a quilt.

Etsy Model FAIL

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bikini,etsy,knit,lingerie,model,wool
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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

Simply Natural Perfection

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twig,poorly dressed,birds,etsy,Jewelry,earrings,win
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Knight in Fuzzy Armor

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poorly dressed,sweatshirt,etsy,hoodie,armor,knight,win
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Death Becomes Her

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purse,Death,etsy,leather,funny
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Ways to Make Use of Absurdly Impractical Fashion

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chandelier,etsy,impractical,pants
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chandelier jeans

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Looking For Office-Appropriate Star Wars Clothing?

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etsy,monday thru friday,poorly dressed,skirt,stormtrooper
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