Etsy Model FAIL

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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

The Only Way I Can Fit into a Single-Digit Size Pair of Jeans

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We All Did This With Circus Animal Cookies

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Better Than BFF Necklaces?

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Looking For Office-Appropriate Star Wars Clothing?

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One Etsy Entrepreneur Makes Shorts Out of Vintage Blankets

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Get yours here.

Etsy Shop Sells T-Shirts Featuring Kurt Cobain's Suicide Note

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The shirts have since been pulled from the site.