Newport Fresh

Favorite
cigarettes,earrings,newport,overalls
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I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Favorite
beard,cross dressing,earrings,weaves
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Everyone Likes to Wear Long, Dangly Earrings Sometimes

Favorite
earrings,piercings,poorly dressed
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Hip Pocket? More Like Hip<i>ster,</i> Amirite?

Favorite
Ad,earrings,Music,record,vintage,vinyl
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If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?

So Fashionable

Favorite
earrings,poorly dressed,waluigi,wario
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These Earrings Are the Cat's Paw-jamas

Favorite
paws,poorly dressed,earrings,Cats
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Zombie Snack Earrings

Favorite
ear,earrings,gross,zombie
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Yo dawg, zombies, etc.