Hip Pocket? More Like Hip<i>ster,</i> Amirite?

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Ad,earrings,Music,record,vintage,vinyl
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If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?

Newport Fresh

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cigarettes,earrings,newport,overalls
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I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

This Is Why I Take Public Transportation

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earrings,piercings,saline injection,train
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I can't tell if the woman sitting behind them is about to cry or burst out laughing.

Tell it Like it Is!

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bow,earrings,innuendo,pink,sad face
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Oh dear, clearly the one on the left is injured by the other gentleman's lewd implications.

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