I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.
What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?
You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.
Is this a recurring theme on Cinco de Mayo?
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