Now That You've Looked, Wanna Buy Me a Ranier?

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I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

Hey There, Lil' Birdie!

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PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

You Fancy, Bro?

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What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

You Sneaky Devil You!

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You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.