For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."
Keep it sticky... I mean classy.
I hate to ogle, but DAYUM that is a well tailored suit. I'd say it's worth double fisting.
Quickly put some duct tape over his mouth...that grin just makes me feel dirty.