You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.
Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.
Here to protect your honor and realm from invading armies, bandits, dragons, and "the chilly-willies."
He struggled a lot with finger-painting especially.
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