PLEASE, I CAN HANDLE THE BURTON-ESQUE APPROPRIATION OF GOTHIC STYLE, BUT NOT THE PENGUIN!

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Come to think of it, that wasn't really a question that needed to be asked, huh?

Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

She probably had to knock down at least three or four stacks of lead cans to get those hammers, I wouldn't doubt her ability to throw a punch either.

I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!