That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!

I SHOULD CERTAINLY HOPE NOT, IT'S A RATHER NICE OUTFIT.

Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

Call the time doctor, taste is dead on arrival.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

Yeah, I'm going to need a stiff drink after that one.