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dr seuss dress feathers - 4571853824
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A cautionary tale for this woman:

Then the feathers popped out! With a zang! With a zing! They blossomed like flowers that bloom in the spring. All fit for a queen! What a sight to behold! They sparkled like diamonds and gumdrops and gold!

fashion fail - gertrude mcfuzz

The she spread out her wings to take off from the ground, But, with all of those feathers, she weighed ninety pounds! She yanked and she pulled and she let out a squawk, But that bird couldnt fly! Couldnt run! Couldnt walk!
costume cross dressing disney dress princess - 6308193024
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I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.