Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

By day he is just a mild-mannered bro with a terrible haircut. But when he rips his shirt and reveals his Chest Hair of The Mighty, he becomes SUPERDOUCHE.

I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.

They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?

Come at me bro!