By day he is just a mild-mannered bro with a terrible haircut. But when he rips his shirt and reveals his Chest Hair of The Mighty, he becomes SUPERDOUCHE.

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

In the middle of a distinguished career in law, Schmarvey Dent was left horribly disfigured at a frat party and turned to a life of crime.