When your dolls look five times more dressed up than you do, that's not a reason to parade them around in public. That's a reason to reexamine your life.
What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.
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