At Least You've Committed to Your Poor Decisions

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Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

Your Antidote to '90s Nostalgia

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Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

They Charge Extra for the Fake Poo Stains

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Or maybe it's supposed to be rust stains. We like the other idea better.

How Many Yards Of Denim Is That?

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Tight body suits aren't the best idea for parties