Know Your Roots

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Love Is Blind

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The fact that they've never seen each others' faces probably explains how they've been together as long as they have.

I Forgot How to Sleeve

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Don't Be THIS Couple

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Foams Ain't Cheap

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Good shoes are worth their weight in gold.

Don't You Want a Date Who Can Accessorize?

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Weird, Because I'm Looking For Someone Who Wears Everything on His Sleeve...

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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.