Oh, the things you can make your parents do...
Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."
Probably not until home plate, I imagine.
He must be one of the Munsters' estranged relatives.
Unless you are playing a bagpipe or you are in the thick of battle with the troops of Edward I, you cannot wear the kilt. Sorry, them's the rules.