Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!
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The tragic accident at the nuclear plant behind him fused his body with that of Zsa Zsa Gabor's.
'Tootsie' forgot to shave again.
And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!
Do you know how HARD bridge is? You need a smart dress for such a smart game.
Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.
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