Do you know how HARD bridge is? You need a smart dress for such a smart game.

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Unless that's... no, it can't be...

I have nothing more to say.

Don't worry, a couple more lagers like that and he/she will be a fine catch.

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.