Unless that's... no, it can't be...
Heading to the Bunny Ranch filled with nothing but small-town hopes and big-city dreams. Along with a 20 that he glued to his head.
Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.
Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.
Lose the bald spot and we'll talk. Maybe.