Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.
I have nothing more to say.
Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?
If there was such a thing as a fairy god-mother of crack this would be it. And apparently someone followed her home.
'Tootsie' forgot to shave again.
Heading to the Bunny Ranch filled with nothing but small-town hopes and big-city dreams. Along with a 20 that he glued to his head.
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