Twins Are a Beautiful Thing

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Twins Are a Beautiful Thing
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Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!

Needs More Singing Animals

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Needs More Singing Animals
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I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.

Gotta Look Good For Summer Beach-Times!

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Gotta Look Good For Summer Beach-Times!
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I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

What You Do in Your Mirror Pics is Your Own Business

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What You Do in Your Mirror Pics is Your Own Business
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But don't let those pictures end up on the internet, or you're (panty) hosed!

Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better

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Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better
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Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

Finally Ready for Mardi Gras

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Finally Ready for Mardi Gras
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What do you mean Mardi Gras is over already?