But don't let those pictures end up on the internet, or you're (panty) hosed!

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

What do you mean Mardi Gras is over already?

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

You have accomplished that all too well.

Nice gams, Carl!

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.