crocs

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.

I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!