Now I'm Just Going to Stick My Finger Right Up Its...

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Now I'm Just Going to Stick My Finger Right Up Its...
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It's ventilating air-hole. Nothing else. That was a joke, y'all.

This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!
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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please
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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

A Toast to That!

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A Toast to That!
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No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.