Death Awaits at the Park

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Death Awaits at the Park
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Quoth the Raven: "Nah way man, I'm outta here."

As If I Needed to Sleep Tonight

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As If I Needed to Sleep Tonight
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Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

Red Was Always My Favorite Color

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Red Was Always My Favorite Color
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"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

Furby For Your Digits. What Could Go Wrong?

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Furby For Your Digits. What Could Go Wrong?
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Because nothing screams "quirky and fashionable" like the gaping maw and unyielding eyes of the demonic idol known as Furby.

Disturbing Yet Awesome

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Disturbing Yet Awesome
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Hey kid, you got something crawling on your back.

Why Anime Is Best Left On TV

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Why Anime Is Best Left On TV
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I didn't notice this at first, but her eyes are actually OPEN.