Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?
Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!
I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.
Gotta give them credit for athleticism though!
Excuse me, Mr. Cheeks would like to have a word with you.
Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.
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