That'll Do in a Pinch

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Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?

Much More Accurate Depiction

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Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

Somebody Keeps Shopping in the Kid's Section

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I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.

Classy Dames, The Whole Lot!

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Gotta give them credit for athleticism though!

Nice to Cheeks You. Meet You.

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Excuse me, Mr. Cheeks would like to have a word with you.

I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.