I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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crack,lick,no thanks,short shorts
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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

That'll Do in a Pinch

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butt,crack,dress,underwear
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Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?

Buttfloss

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beach,butt,crack,eye bleach,g string,gross,thong
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Somebody please deliver some eye bleach to my desk. STAT.

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