It's Time for a Metrosexual Version of Brokeback Mountain

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Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Near This Cowboy

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All he'll do is tell them over and over again about his unfortunate saddle accident.

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

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You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Cowboys and Short Shorts

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While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

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