"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
The camera adds at least 3-4 feet.
And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.
He should've thought of this ahead of time. Nobody dresses as MJ Watson.
Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!
We have a cure for that!