"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
This wouldn't be half bad if he wasn't wearing running shoes. GET INTO CHARACTER DAMMIT!
I'm wishing they really were extinct now.
I would gladly exchange my rod for a chance to use that yellow rat as bait.