Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.
But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?
The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.
Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.
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