Why Are You Not Wearing Fur Pants?

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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Gives New Meaning to the Term "Half-Assed"

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Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles

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But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?