What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles

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But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

Mexican Wrestlers Get the Best Dates

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The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Why Are You Not Wearing Fur Pants?

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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.