I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles

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I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles
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But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

Mexican Wrestlers Get the Best Dates

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Mexican Wrestlers Get the Best Dates
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The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Cousin It?!

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Cousin It?!
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Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

Why Are You Not Wearing Fur Pants?

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Why Are You Not Wearing Fur Pants?
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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.