But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?
The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.
Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.
Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.
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