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What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leather Erection
By Unknown
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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

By Unknown
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...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.

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By wee1020
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Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

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Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

Jus' poppin out for some milk ma'
By Porkchop
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The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

By Unknown
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The blankoat, high fashion father of the snuggie.