Little Pink Pinkie Hood

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Little Pink Pinkie Hood
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Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

Gives New Meaning to the Term "Half-Assed"

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Gives New Meaning to the Term "Half-Assed"
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Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection
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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles

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I Didn't Realize You Were Santa Claus Until I Looked Down and Saw Your Ankles
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But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?