Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.
Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"
Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.
But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?
The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.
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