What Has Been Seen...

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checker,club,disturbing,g rated,las vegas,poorly dressed,what happens,wtf
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The Animals Are Stuffed With E

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bracelets,club,Party,stuffed animals
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And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

Bright Markings Denote Coupled Pairs

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club,couple,neon
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Prepping for a Date With the Hamburglar

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club,ham,saran wrap
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Nothing gets him more excited than this.

That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

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bro,club,guidette,oompa loompa,tan
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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGE

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club,eyeliner,guidette,makeup
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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!