I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Quit pulling on her hair... things, too.

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.