At Least We Know She Isn't Hiding Anything...

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Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

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Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

TOO MUCH GLOWING

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I'm gonna puke a rainbow if I look at this any longer.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.