Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better

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Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better
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Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I Hear That Hairstyle Can Make You Go Blind

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I Hear That Hairstyle Can Make You Go Blind
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I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGE

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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGE
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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Nice Disguise, Lips

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Nice Disguise, Lips
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I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

Taking the Girls Out for a Walk, I See?

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Taking the Girls Out for a Walk, I See?
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I mean, you gotta let them breathe every now and then, right?