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My Penis Just Exploded
By Unknown
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So many wires crossed in my brain right now that I think it just exploded.

Via: Laughing Squid
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No no, not you, I mean the poor little guy who's trapped in your cleavage.

By Unknown
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Wait, so you don't want to show off your cleavage, but you DO want to avoid wearing something "bulky" so that you can better show off your stomach, hips, etc? That makes sense.

Harlot-Necked Tee
Via: izismile.com
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And here I thought the "v" in "v-neck" stood for the shape of the collar. Turns out all the guys I've seen wearing these shirts are just really proud of their boobs.