Really, Boris, it's not like YOUR plans have ever worked.
No no, not you, I mean the poor little guy who's trapped in your cleavage.
I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.
And here I thought the "v" in "v-neck" stood for the shape of the collar. Turns out all the guys I've seen wearing these shirts are just really proud of their boobs.
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