Really, Boris, it's not like YOUR plans have ever worked.
Wait, so you don't want to show off your cleavage, but you DO want to avoid wearing something "bulky" so that you can better show off your stomach, hips, etc? That makes sense.
So many wires crossed in my brain right now that I think it just exploded.
Have a heart, share some of your chest fleece with the poor woman sitting next to you.
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