They Say It's "Bowie-esque"

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They Say It's "Bowie-esque"
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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

Classic: Gets Me Every Time

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Classic: Gets Me Every Time
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I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

CLASSIC: One of Those “Things” is I Start Laughing

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CLASSIC: One of Those “Things” is I Start Laughing
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Just a few low payments of $59.99 and you'll be ready to zip around a 1960s themed space-station, and arrogantly saunter to your droopy-collar parties. Go ahead, make Buck Rogers jealous.