And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."
I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!
Just a few low payments of $59.99 and you'll be ready to zip around a 1960s themed space-station, and arrogantly saunter to your droopy-collar parties. Go ahead, make Buck Rogers jealous.
...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.
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