Somebody please deliver some eye bleach to my desk. STAT.

You'd think that these guys would wear more protective clothing, seeing as how bull's have extremely large horns that RIP THROUGH FLESH!

^ These guys ^

I guess you could blame it on the wind, but, if my math skills serve me right, it's still not gonna cover it up when it goes back down.

Can't. Stop. Staring. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kick.

I'm having a really hard time trying to understand how this happened... how do you actually forget your pants?