Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.
With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.
I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
I thought the headless horseman rode a horse, not a bus... I guess he'll have to change his name to "The Headless Busman."
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