Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

We've all been there, bro. We've all been there.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.

Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!