I Could Never Get a Hang of Those Ergonomic Keyboards

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I Could Never Get a Hang of Those Ergonomic Keyboards
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My hands just cramp up after using those things for more than twenty minutes.

I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Rock Over There

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I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Rock Over There
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I mean, that rock looks like it has a fantastic personality.

If Your Other Pockets Fail You

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If Your Other Pockets Fail You
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Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

Well, Some Guys Do Need Them

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Well, Some Guys Do Need Them
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I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

Need Help Holding On To Those?

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Need Help Holding On To Those?
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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

Great Place To Store Your Valuables

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Great Place To Store Your Valuables
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Don't mind if I reach in and grab a pair.