For a minute, I didn't realize that was a poster behind her. I thought the spirit of Ke$ha was actually leaning over her shoulder and whispering into her ear "Yessssss, we wear the bra because it's trashy, yesssssssss..."

Or go a size up. If that thing pinches any more I won't be able to tell which side is your front or which side is your back.

Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.