30 Pounds of Butt in a 20 Pound Butt Capacity Skirt

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booty,eww,miniskirt,skirt,smoosh,wtf
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Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

Her Beard is Frilly Like Her Shorts

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booty,fake boobs,festivals,frilly,hat,shorts
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"What do you want lady? I'm just expressing myself. You don't like it, well guess what? Now you can't touch my boobs."

Not in Shape? Your Clothes Are!

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black,booty,peach,track suit
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At first I only saw her oddly shapely butt. Which may only be shapely because of the wondrous design of her clothes. Then I noticed she was holding someone's hand, but it took me to a minute to realize that her boyfriend's shirt was so hideous I was blocking him out of the entire picture.

What is on Her Head?

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belly dancer,booty,hat,wtf
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Looks like this outfit is business in front and party in back.