Were those made from anacondas?

I'm sure the Jack Daniels has something to do with it.

Looks like it could possibly be a Stevie Ray Vaughn meet-up too.

Someone get Dr. Who to beat him back to whenever-the-hell he came from.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.