The Pattern on Your Shirt Matches What My Eyes Are Doing Right Now

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In soviet Russia, t-shirt wears you(r face).

But Dahlink, This Boob Job Is Sure to Lure Moose und Squirrel

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Really, Boris, it's not like YOUR plans have ever worked.