Ride 'Em Cowboy!

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You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Keeping It Classy

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'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog leash.

No, Keanu, We're Not Doing Another Matrix Movie

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And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.