This Actually Makes Me Less Patriotic

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American Flag,bad shirt,bikini,geriatric
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You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.

Classy Beach Tee Gets the High-End Treatment

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runway,beach t-shirt,bikini,dress
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It's a gown, bikini, and t-shirt all in one piece of clothing!

Didn't Even Know It Was Possible To Desecrate That Flag

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bikini,confederate flag,country,lake,rebel,redneck
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You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

Friends Sold Seperately.

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beach,bikini,chest hair,friends,guy
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I wonder what kind of bet he lost...